Look at beside accumulation mountainous exercise and exercises, my head aches commonly as pinprick, my hand is taken see pen paint on a few pictures mechanically, the kink in the heart between A, B. Clock tick tick, make I this irritating heart more move restlessly, I get scratch one's head urgently, facial hair is very hot, but the answer still hides like an a burglar who makes his way into a house over walls and roofs into thin air. Of my giddy dizzy heavy, be like in the mouth containing bitter water, I hold the post of a person to order about like person of a puppet, sullen.
看着身旁堆积如山的作业与习题，我的头如同针扎一般疼痛，我的手拿看笔杆子机械地画上几画，心里纠结于A、B之间。时钟滴答滴答，使我本就烦躁不安的心更加躁动，我急得抓耳挠腮，脸发烫，可答案仍像一个飞贼躲得无影无踪。我的头晕晕沉沉的，口中似含着苦水，我像一个木偶人一样任人摆布，郁郁寡欢。
I put down shaft, lie on the bed, open a mobile phone, the decision listens meeting comic dialogue. I am looked at binocular and emptily outside. Cool wind blast, black clouds depress come down, celestial dark and gloomy. My head melon sinks suddenly, the sky in the heart falls fall.
我放下笔杆，躺在床上，打开手机，决定听会儿相声。我双目空洞地看着外面。凉风阵阵，乌云压低了下来，天空晦暗。我脑瓜突然一沉，心里空落落的。
Suddenly, a lively applause is passed into my ear. I closed heavy eyelid, fine fine savour this paragraph the name is " gallinaceous dog be raised to the skies " comic dialogue. 2 on the stage fell to one bow deeply to the stage, they adjust the time of mike to also do not forget to interact with the audience, laugh at voice 100. Two people are amused hold in both hands, bring audience laugh again and again, funny funny narrow is worn small, the brandish on the hand is worn towel, one ask for a favor invites the be left without an argument that hold funny in both hands. Funny funny as string of 1000 cash together a little while mouth, throw a weight a little while, glib of a pair of his composition, still can sell bud, place the figure of the head that do not have li, the performance gets lifelike. There is fade in holding funny in both hands to appear simple and honest bad, what line goes funny funny is argute do laugh. My corners of the mouth not the raise on the dwelling place is worn, heart door seem was opened, a sunshine is shot in past heart.
忽然，一道欢快的掌声传进了我的耳朵。我闭上了沉重的眼皮，细细品味这段名为《鸡犬升天》的相声。台上的二位向台下深深鞠了一躬，他们调整话筒的时间也不忘与观众互动，笑态百出。俩人一逗一捧，引得观众笑声连连，逗哏眯缝着小眼，手上挥舞着毛巾，一张嘴就让捧哏哑口无言。逗哏一会儿一道贯口，一会儿甩个包袱，他一副作文伶牙俐齿，还会卖萌，摆出无厘头的身段，表演得活灵活现。捧哏显得憨厚中透着蔫坏，衬出逗哏的机灵搞笑。我的嘴角不住地上扬着，心门好似打开了，往心里射进一道阳光。
At this moment, hold in both hands feed a hand one raise, the foot is extended, one brandish hits fan in heavily amuse drunk head to go up. Two people are held in both hands amuse, rancor to be scolded, thoughts or recollections flashing across one's mind letting a person connects Pian, can't help split one's sides with laughter. Two people do not know amusing by two pieces of artful mouths how much not happy person, opened their heart door leaf. Seemed to open a window on my heart, outside cool wind blow gently, let my relaxed and happy. I seem to find a key that opens firm door in dim inspect room, recovery freedom. Sunshine cover is on my body, warm warm.
这时，捧喂手一扬，脚一伸，扇子一挥重重地打在逗喝的头上。俩人一捧一逗，一怼一骂，让人浮想连翩，不禁捧腹。俩人凭两张巧嘴不知逗笑了多少不开心的人，打开了他们的心扉。我的心上好像打开了一扇窗，外面凉风习习，让我心旷神怡。我好像在幽暗的监室里找到一把打开牢门的钥匙，重获自由。阳光罩在我的身上，暖暖的。
Comic dialogue resembles one lump sugar, sweet in the heart that took me; Comic dialogue resembles a lamp, enlightened my road; Comic dialogue resembles rain during springtime, moist my heart; Comic dialogue resembles kindling, ignited my passion; Comic dialogue resembles umbrella, for harships of my keep out; Comic dialogue is Guan Shiyin, helped me overturn the …… of hill of the five elements that is pressed on the body
相声像一块糖，甜进了我的心里；相声像一盏灯，照亮了我的路；相声像春雨，滋润了我的心田；相声像火种，点燃了我的激情；相声像雨伞，为我遮挡风雨；相声是观世音，帮我推倒了压在身上的五行山……
Adage say well: “ laugh, 10 junior. ” kisses intimate contact this with comic dialogue, from now on I writtened guarantee with comic dialogue predestined relationship.
老话儿说得好：“笑一笑，十年少。”这次与相声亲密接触，从此我便与相声结了缘。(文/白新蕊)