现在回想起我的童年生活，时不时还会被童年的我给“逗乐”，当时我可真傻！
Looking back on my childhood, I would occasionally be amused by my childhood self. I was really stupid back then!
那是在一个阳光明媚的下午，妈妈带着我去外面买东西，结账的时候，妈妈递给工作人员两张百元大钞，可我那时不知这个东西是钱，心里还在想，这两张红色的纸是个什么东西呀，能买这么多的东西，如果我画几张红色的纸，那不就能发家致富了？
It was a sunny afternoon when my mom took me out to buy things. When I was checking out, my mom handed the staff two hundred yuan bills, but I didn't know if they were money at the time. I was still thinking to myself, what are these two red papers for? I could buy so many things. If I drew a few red papers, wouldn't I be able to make a fortune?出自 wwW.zuoWEnBA.nEt
我赶紧拉着妈妈就往家里跑，回到家后，我拿着一张白纸比划着画，又拿着红色的画笔左涂涂，右抹抹，两张“发家致富的法宝”就被我造出来了。我拿着红纸来到妈妈跟前，这时，妈妈还在那儿数钱，我发现她的“红纸”比我的红纸好看一些，还没等妈妈反应过来，我就把我的“红纸”给了她，又从妈妈那儿拿了两张百元大钞，我快速的来到了楼下的小卖部，给了老板两张百元大钞，让他给我两个硬币和几个棒棒糖，还阔气的对老板说：“不用找了，剩下的当小费。”老板都看呆了，不知道的还以为是哪个集团的千金出来微服私访呢！
I quickly grabbed my mother and ran home. When I got home, I held a piece of white paper and gestured with it, then used a red paintbrush to paint left and right. Two "treasures for making a fortune" were created by me. I came to my mother with a red paper, and at this moment, she was still counting money. I found that her "red paper" looked better than mine. Before my mother could react, I gave her my "red paper" and took two hundred yuan bills from my mother. I quickly went to the small shop downstairs and gave the boss two hundred yuan bills, asking him to give me two coins and a few lollipops. I also generously said to the boss, "Don't look for them, use the rest as a tip." The boss was stunned and thought it was the daughter of some group who came out for a private visit!
我拿着两个硬币投入了摇摇车里，嘴里吃着棒棒糖，开心的玩了起来，嘴里还嘟囔着：“我怎么这么聪明呢，发家致富不是梦。”
I threw two coins into the rocking cart, eating lollipops and playing happily, muttering to myself, "How come I'm so smart? Getting rich is not a dream
这时候，邻居到处传楼下的小卖部里有一个小财神。妈妈这种爱看热闹的人肯定不会错过，可她却看到的是在玩摇摇车的我。妈妈暗想：这个小财神不会就是我女儿吧，我说她找我换两百元钱干嘛，原来就是来这啊。妈妈走了过来，问我买了些什么东西，钱还剩多少？我回答道：“我换了两个硬币和几个棒棒糖呀，一点儿也没剩。”妈妈顿时气不打一处来，让小卖部老板退了钱，拎着我就往家里走去。回到家里后，妈妈抄起她的”传家宝”就往身上打，给了我一顿“爱的教育”。
At this moment, neighbors spread rumors that there was a little god of wealth in the small shop downstairs. Mom, who loves to watch the excitement, definitely wouldn't miss it, but what she saw was me playing with a rocking cart. My mother thought to herself, 'Isn't this little god of wealth my daughter?' I asked her why she came to exchange 200 yuan with me, so she came here. Mom walked over and asked me what I had bought and how much money was left? I replied, 'I exchanged two coins and a few lollipops, but I don't have any left.' My mother was furious and asked the shopkeeper to refund the money, then carried me home. After returning home, my mother picked up her "heirloom" and hit it on me, giving me a "love education".
童年傻事就如天上的群星闪烁，在我们的记忆长河中留下许多引人发笑的傻事，它们装点着我的生活，使原本单调的童年变得五彩缤纷。
Childhood foolishness is like the twinkling stars in the sky, leaving behind many funny anecdotes in our long river of memory. They decorate my life and make my once monotonous childhood colorful.