每个人都有自己的家庭，我也不例外。我们一家三口其乐融融，当然搞笑事也不断，下面就听我给各位说说。
Everyone has their own family, and I am no exception. Our family of three is having a great time together, and of course, there are also many funny things happening. Now let me tell you about it.
一、真人版三十六计
1、 Real person version of the Thirty Six Stratagems
“妈，今天是周末，我可以玩电脑吗？”我用期待的眼神望着老妈。“只要你爸没玩就行！”妈妈回答道。为了确保万一，我先和老妈说：“一会儿老爸找你有事。”然后我又跑到电脑桌前，老爸果然在，接着我又对老爸说：“老妈找你呢。”尽管老爸不情愿，但还是去了，谁让老妈“位高权重”呢！就这么简单，我就获得了“传国玉玺”——电脑。谁想老爸知道中了我的连环计后，便向老妈告我——没完成作业。好一个离间计，我只好乖乖地放下了“传国玉玺”，去完成作业了。
“ Mom, today is the weekend. Can I play computer games? ” I looked at my mother with hopeful eyes. “ As long as your dad doesn't play! ” Mom replied. To ensure in case, I first told my mom:; Dad has something to ask you about later. ” Then I ran to the computer desk again, and as expected, my dad was there. Then I said to my dad again, '; Mom is looking for you. ” Although Dad was unwilling, he still went. Who let Mom; High rank and weight; What about it! It's that simple, I got it; The Imperial Jade Seal of Chuanguo; — — computer. Who would have thought that my dad would tell my mom after he found out about my scheme; — I haven't finished my homework. What a diversionary tactic, I had to obediently let go; The Imperial Jade Seal of Chuanguo; I'm going to finish my homework.
二、“笨蛋”节
2、 “ Stupid "; section
又是一个周末，我们一家闲得无聊，过起了“笨蛋节”。规则是：谁在20：00之前被骗次数最多，谁就是第一任“笨蛋王”。宣布完后，我们就各自忙去了。
It's another weekend, and our family is idle and bored. We started living; Stupid Day;. The rule is: whoever is cheated the most times before 20:00 is the first one; Stupid King;. After the announcement, we went our separate ways.
过了一会儿，老妈突然喊道：“电视冒烟了！”我和老爸急忙冲出房间，只见电视还好好的，我们才发觉被骗了。吃午饭时，爸爸兴奋地喊道：“包子里有钱！”老妈和我一看，分明就都是肉馅嘛！……
After a while, my mother suddenly shouted, '; The TV is smoking! ” My dad and I hurriedly rushed out of the room, only to find that the TV was still in good condition, and then we realized we had been deceived. During lunch, my dad excitedly shouted, '; There's money in the buns! ” My mom and I clearly saw that it was all meat filling! … …
20：00了，我们统计了一下：我：13次，老爸：7次，老妈：11次。我当上了第一任“笨蛋”王……
20: 00, let's count: Me: 13 times, Dad: 7 times, Mom: 11 times. I became the first one; Stupid "; Wang… …
家就像一艘别致的小船，载你去环游世界；家就像一棵如伞的大树，为你遮风挡雨；家就像一个温馨的港湾，让你随时停泊……我爱我那平凡的家！
Home is like a unique little boat, taking you on a journey around the world; Home is like an umbrella like tree, providing shelter from wind and rain; Home is like a warm harbor, allowing you to anchor at any time; … I love my ordinary home!