“老大,你可真是玉树临风,千古第一,前无古人,后无来者……”瞧,我们班的马屁精,又开始施法。他就是我们班的小刘。
Boss, you are truly like a jade tree in the wind, the best of all time, unprecedented in history, and unmatched in the future... "Look, our class's flatterers have started casting spells again. He is Xiao Liu from our class.
小刘人不高,鬼点子却很多。一口马屁拍得超响,只要他发现可以从对方捞得到一点点好处,就开始施法了,但是如果得不到好处,就会口吐“芬芳”,无论谁看见他都会“退避三舍”。
Xiaoliu is not tall, but he has many creative ideas. With a loud flattery, he would start casting spells as soon as he realized he could get a little benefit from the other party. However, if he couldn't get any benefit, he would spit out "fragrance" and anyone who saw him would "retreat".作文 WwW.ZuOwENbA.NeT
记得在一次考试中,小刘看着白茫茫的试卷,可犯了难,于是趁老师外出上厕所,就转过身来,对小明说:“小明,你真是人见人爱,花见花开,车见车爆胎呀!所以能不能给我抄一抄呀!”小明也犯了难:如果给小刘抄,会受到父母和老师的责骂;如果不给抄的话,小刘就会口吐芬芳,这可怎办呐?最后,小明还是给小刘抄了。可是在小刘抄时,正好被老师发现了,老师一时生气不已,直叫两人“喝茶”,还没等小明解释,小刘就恶人先告状:“是他主动给我抄的。”结果可想而知了。
I remember during an exam, Xiaoliu looked at the white paper and found it difficult. So, while the teacher was out to use the restroom, he turned around and said to Xiaoming, "Xiaoming, you are loved by everyone, flowers bloom, and cars have flat tires! So can you copy it for me?" Xiaoming also found it difficult: if you copy it for Xiaoliu, he will be scolded by his parents and teacher; If we don't copy it, Xiaoliu will be fragrant. What should we do? Finally, Xiaoming copied it for Xiaoliu. But when Xiao Liu was copying, he was caught by the teacher. The teacher was extremely angry for a moment and called the two of them "to have tea". Before Xiao Ming could explain, Xiao Liu first complained, "He took the initiative to copy for me." The result can be imagined.
瞧瞧,这就是马屁精的嘴脸。
Look, this is the face of a flatterer.