“从前有个叫二妮子的女孩……”不用说了，这讲故事之人定是我的老师——小胡子。
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Ernizi... "Needless to say, the storyteller must be my teacher - Little Beard.
小胡子有一些胖，身上至少有两个“游泳圈”，哈哈，这下他落水也不怕了。他的瓜子脸上镶着一双滴溜溜转的小眼睛，戴着一副黑色圆框眼镜，显得很有文化的样子。他的头发像灌木丛一样，零零散散地长在头上，有时像一个鸟窝。让我印象最深刻的是他那张出口成章的嘴，说出来的每句话都让我回味无穷。
Little Beard is a bit chubby and has at least two "swim rings" on his body. Haha, he's not afraid of falling into the water now. His melon seed face is adorned with a pair of rolling little eyes, and he wears a pair of black round framed glasses, giving him a very cultured look. His hair grew sporadically on his head like bushes, sometimes resembling a bird's nest. What impressed me the most was his mouth that spoke out loud, and every word he said left a lasting impression on me.
小胡子在上课的时候，会抽出一些时间讲“农村土味，吓人故事”，实际上这些故事一点都不吓人，也许是因为小胡子加上的那些动作，让这些故事变得特别搞笑有趣。但是他却说如果我们害怕的话，可以想象一个同学在跳海草舞。可是这些鬼故事，小胡子自己却害怕得不得了，他说每次回想起来都很惨——连睡觉也不敢睡了，老觉得外面的脚步声是鬼来找他。第二天他来上课，我们发现他多了两个黑眼圈，就差再来个黑白的衣服就变成国宝了。
In class, Beard will take some time to tell "rural unfashionable, scary stories". In fact, these stories are not scary at all. Maybe because of the actions added by Beard, these stories become particularly funny and interesting. But he said that if we were afraid, we could imagine a classmate dancing seaweed dance. But these ghost stories, Little Beard himself was extremely scared. He said that every time he recalled them, he felt miserable - he couldn't even sleep anymore, always thinking that the footsteps outside were ghosts looking for him. The next day he came to class, and we found that he had two extra dark circles under his eyes. He was just about to have another black and white outfit and become a national treasure.
小胡子非常有趣。写作文前还会自编几篇范文读给我们听，让我们把作文写得更好。有时他还会找某个同学的作文读给大家听，当发现错误时会加一点搞笑的语句，教室里的笑声总是此起彼伏，当然，小胡子也不忘顺便教一下那个同学该怎么写。
The mustache is very interesting. Before writing an essay, we will also write a few sample essays to read to us, so that we can write the essay better. Sometimes he would even read a classmate's essay to everyone, and when he found an error, he would add some funny sentences. Laughter always echoed in the classroom, and of course, Little Beard didn't forget to teach that classmate how to write it.
小胡子还专收“废纸”，有一些同学不要的奥特曼卡片，老师不论怎么样照单全收，只是这收废纸的不给卖废纸的钱，小气！不过老师也有大方的一面，要是在我们桌角放上他的东西，他就会大方地给上桌角租用费——50个积分。在上课时如果用到一位同学的名字，他会给出名字使用费——10个积分，这就是他大方的一面。
Little Beard also specializes in collecting "waste paper". Some classmates don't want Ultraman cards, and the teacher accepts them all according to the order no matter what. However, the person who collects waste paper doesn't give the money to sell it, which is stingy! However, the teacher also has a generous side. If he puts his things in the corner of our table, he will generously give us a table corner rental fee of 50 points. If a classmate's name is used in class, they will pay a name usage fee of 10 points, which is their generous side.
我十分喜欢的小胡子老师。
I really like Little Beard Teacher.