I made some day in the evening a very strange dream, I dream of a white mustache, great grandfather told a story to me.
某一天晚上我做了一个非常奇怪的梦，我梦见一个白胡子，老爷爷给我讲了一个故事。
Very long a long time ago, a place calls a Chinese character kingdom, the Chinese character such as here people the disease with but one day completely domestic and international Chinese character infected a kind,live happy life strange, the long Chinese character that lets live in Chinese character kingdom thousands of years becomes grotesque. For instance “ is mixed ” , it became 5 with respect to cent exactly like, but the word with not same pronunciation. They are read respectively [Huò][huó][hè][hé][hú] . Their meaning also becomes different, for instance the first is mixed express peace, harmonious, come out even, implicative, etc. The 2nd mixes have: Harmonious sing accordingly, the subject matter of the poetic word of according to others and stylistic the meaning of the word that make a poetry. The 3rd is mixed state powdery substance and granular substance ginseng close together, or the agitate that add water makes rarer thing. The 4th is mixed in representing farinaceous thing only, add express powdery substance and liquid agitate or knead lane make have stickiness. The card of home of the 5th some when have dozen of mahjong only very much or fighting card the requirement accord with the regulation, acquire triumphal meaning.
很久很久以前，有一个地方叫汉字王国，这里等汉字们过着快活的日子可是有一天全国内外的汉字传染了一种奇怪的病，让生活在汉字王国几千年之久的汉字变得奇形怪状了。比如“和”，它就分成了五个一模一样，但读音不相同的字。它们分别读[huò][huó][hè][hé][hú]。他们的意思也变得不一样了，比如第一个和表示和平、和睦、不分胜负、连带、等。第二个和有：和谐的跟着唱，依照别人的诗词的题材和体裁作诗词的意思。第三个和表示粉状物和粒状物参合在一起，或加水搅拌使成较稀的东西。第四个和只表示粉状物中加表示粉状物和液体搅拌或揉弄使有黏性。第五个好就只有打麻将或斗纸牌时某一家的牌合乎规定的要求，取得胜利的意思。
Once children go up in lawn amuse oneself, everybody looks each other, feel opposite party is very new. ” says pair of “ steps of curiosity of “ its ” : How do you compare “ did I become much a wood? ”“ garment ” is open-eyed wrap ” to say to “ : Moment of “ your what swallowed if really? ” says pair of “ tea of worry of ” of ”“ a bitter edible plant: If “ does not have this disease, you won't little a horizontal stroke. ” for a short while, listen only chirp on lawn, everybody is eristic in succession.
有一次孩子们在草坪上玩耍，大家互相看了看，都觉得对方很新鲜。“其”好奇的对“棋”说：“你怎么比我多了个木？”“衣”惊讶的对“裹”说：“你啥时候把果吞了？”“荼”忧虑的对“茶”说：“如果没有这场病，你就不会少一个横了。”一时间，只听草坪上叽叽喳喳，大家议论纷纷。
Day after day, year answer a year, this disease was cured eventually, fellow people very glad. Their amount was not decreased not only, increased instead 559. Everybody is not carried in the heart have much beauty.
日复一日，年复一年，这场疾病终于被治好了，汉子们都很高兴。它们的数量不仅没减，反而增加了五六千。大家心里别提有多美了。
I am listening to here, glad also to remove the laugh that come rise. At this moment I am opened open one's eyes look, just discover oneself are to lie on the bed. The heart thinks, because want to write an article that is a problem with a Chinese character,perhaps be, so great grandfather of this white mustache just can appear in the dream!
我听着这里，也高兴起来的笑了起来。这时我睁开眼一看，才发现自己是躺在床上呢。心想，也许是因为要写一个以一个汉字为题的文章，所以这个白胡子老爷爷才会出现在梦里呢！(文/周一平)