"Hello! Oh, knew, come certainly! Come certainly! " be in just, mom received a classmate to hold " Xie Shiyan " , I and old father know, " rain of blood of wind of raw meat or fish " should come again...
“喂！哦，知道了，一定来！一定来！”就在刚刚，妈妈收到了同学举办的“谢师宴”，我和老爸都知道，一场“腥风血雨”又要来临了……
Fight analysis: It is apparently " Xie Shiyan " , but it is she and those actually of old schoolmate " vie " , resemble my mom's so ambitious person, it is those old fellow students that should follow their class for certain " make a composition battle " , and when mom prepares for war, affirmative meeting has unpleasant thing, and I and old father father and son want to be able to not talk only, can not breathe, do not appear inside her line of sight as far as possible.出处 wWW.zuOWeNBa.nEt
作战分析：表面上是“谢师宴”，但其实是她和那些老同学的“攀比”，像我妈妈这样要强的人，肯定是要跟她们班的那些老同学“作作文吧战”，而妈妈备战时，肯定会有不愉快的事，而我和老爸爷俩只要能不说话就不说话，能不呼吸就不呼吸，尽量不要出现在她的视线内。
Fight the first pace, the mom makeup from her drew out her in the bag those " fight weapon " : The oil of bottom of lipstick, pink, face, grandma that wash a face, calm makeup shadow of sparge, eye... through 3 hours vend, completed the first step eventually.
作战第一步，妈妈从她的化妆包里掏出了她那些“作战武器”：口红、粉底、面油、洗面奶、定妆喷雾、眼影……经过3小时的倒腾，终于完成了第一步。
The 2nd pace, begin to choose " battle garment " , " battle boots " . She writhed all dresses in chest completely come out, call her husband at any time: "Week Xx, do you see this how? " " do this still go " " has been this also held out " " otherwise this? " " or this... "
第2步，开始选“战衣”、“战靴”。她把衣柜里所有的衣服全翻腾了出来，并随时呼唤她的老公：“周xx，你看这件怎么样？”“这件还行”“这件也挺好”“要不这件？”“还是这件吧……”
Wore " equipment " before mom comes to the mirror, left circuit, right circuit, looked again, look again! Go up to the body eventually the long skirt with one snow-white banquet expresses satisfaction. Come again next " the pen that nods eyeball " -- her that love Ma Shi of more than 10000 is wrapped, she begins to search, but searched a long time to also was not found, begin to make call the support outside field again: "Husband -- " searched a long time again, found eventually! But queen does not know on that snow-white long skirt when loiter a besmirch, queen had all sorts of reason to scold that man.
穿了“装备”的妈妈来到镜子前，左一圈，右一圈，看了又看，再看！终于对身上一席雪白的长裙表示满意。然后再来个“点睛之笔”——她那一万多的爱马仕包包，她开始找，可是找了半天也没有找到，又开始使唤起场外援助：“老公——”又找了半天，终于找到了！可是女王那雪白的长裙上不知什么时候蹭了一块污渍，女王就有各种理由把那个男人骂了一顿。
Used again one afternoon, dress up afresh! Arrived in the evening, the old Mom go out for a battle with that ambitious lifetime, begin to be in " battlefield " on charge forward.
又用了一下午，重新打扮！到了晚上，那个一生要强的老妈出征了，开始在“战场”上冲锋陷阵。