我的同桌XX，是一个调皮的男生。之所以叫他XX，是因为他有些地方让人不得不甘拜下风。
My desk mate XX is a mischievous boy. The reason why we call him XX is because there are some aspects of him that make people feel inferior.
百灵鸟
lark
为什么叫他百灵鸟？因为他太爱讲话了。
Why is he called a lark? Because he loves talking too much.
课上，同学们都在静静地写作文。你是听不见，但他坐在我旁边，像个街上卖艺的精神小伙儿。“怎么写啊？”这是他坐在我旁边经常说的一句话。你若是不理他，他便开始唱歌了：什么哼啊，嗯啊，各种字眼在他嘴里像死里逃生一样蹦出来。难受不说，你定会被吵得一个头两个大。我拼命屏蔽他的声音，才能加快写作的速度。
In class, classmates are all quietly writing essays. You can't hear him, but he sits next to me, like a spirited young man performing on the street. How should I write it? "This is a phrase he often says while sitting next to me. If you ignore him, he will start singing: what hum, hmm, all kinds of words jump out of his mouth like escaping death. Not to mention the discomfort, you will definitely be disturbed to the point of being two heads in a row. I tried my best to silence his voice in order to speed up my writing.
特能吃
Specially edible
“XX，你好能吃啊！”这是同学们经常对他说的一句话。的确，他是很能吃。
XX, you can eat it! ”This is a phrase that his classmates often say to him. Indeed, he is very good at eating.
你别看他放饭盒的速度快，其实他吃起来更快。一份快餐，几下子就干完了。如果当天的点心是酸奶，他就会拿起勺子，一大口一大口地往嘴里塞。你的饭还没吃完，他的酸奶就已经喝完了。这可不止他的量！酸奶喝完了，他就到我身边来使诈了：“你的酸奶喝不喝？”如果你回答“喝”，他就会长叹一大口气。那无可奈何的样子，好像谁欺负他了一样。
Don't be fooled by how fast he puts the lunch box, he actually eats faster. A fast food can be finished in a few seconds. If the Dim sum of the day was yogurt, he would pick up a spoon and put it into his mouth. You haven't finished your meal yet, but his yogurt has already been consumed. This is not just his quantity! After finishing the yogurt, he came to me to trick me: "Do you want to drink your yogurt?" If you answer "yes," he will let out a big sigh. He looked helpless, as if someone had bullied him.
大喇叭
loudspeaker
“啊对对对”，听这声音，那就是他把“大喇叭”拿出来了。
Ah, right, right. "Hearing this sound, it means he took out the" loudspeaker ".
课上，我们常常能听见老师批评司磊的声音。也不知道怎么的，他的声音比老师的都要大很多。语文课上，他不敢使出他的大喇叭来；其他的课，无一幸免。以前没跟他做同桌时，我是比较快乐的；但是现在：快乐好像飞走了！哎，我不求别的，只求他不要来打扰我。
In class, we often hear the teacher criticizing Si Lei's voice. I don't know why, but his voice is much louder than the teacher's. In Chinese class, he dared not use his big horn; All other classes were spared. When I didn't sit with him as a desk mate before, I was quite happy; But now: happiness seems to have flown away! Hey, I'm not asking for anything else, just asking him not to disturb me.
世上同桌千千万，只有XX最麻烦。
There are countless classmates in the world, but XX is the most troublesome.