往往越聪明的人，懂得知识就越少。
The smarter a person is, the less knowledge they have.
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我的前桌是一个三科大学霸，可是他越聪明我就越看不起他，因为他已经成为了53%的学习机器了。
My front desk is a top student in three subjects, but the smarter he is, the more I look down on him because he has become 53% of learning machines.
我正想着下课怎么玩呢？忽然，笔被同桌撞掉了，同桌歉意的看着我，我说：“没关系。”便伸手碰了碰前桌的肩膀，等他头扭过来时，我礼貌的对他小声讲：“麻烦帮我捡一下笔，谢谢。”
I was thinking about how to play after class? Suddenly, my pen was knocked off by my desk mate, who looked at me apologetically. I said, "It's okay." Then I reached out and touched the shoulder of the table in front of me. When his head turned around, I politely whispered to him, "Could you please help me pick up my pen? Thank you
她看着我，我俩对视了几秒，她生气地对我说：“因为你打扰我，浪费了我十二秒学习时间，十二秒内可以学三个词汇和一个句子，你花走了我的时间赔给我！”随后，他伸手对着我。
She looked at me and we looked at each other for a few seconds. She angrily said to me, 'Because you disturbed me, you wasted twelve seconds of my study time. I could learn three vocabulary words and one sentence in twelve seconds. You took away my time and compensated me!' Then he reached out to me.
啊，我只不过是想让你帮我捡一下笔呀，如果你花一秒捡好笔，那么其余的时间你想怎么办就干什么。我想着，丝毫没有察觉他的下一步动作。
Ah, I just want you to help me pick up a pen. If you spend a second picking up the pen, then you can do whatever you want with the rest of the time. I thought, completely unaware of his next move.
“报告老师！她打扰我学习，还不承认！”他猛地一站，大声地喊着。
Report to the teacher! She's disturbing my studies and doesn't admit it! "He suddenly stood up and shouted loudly.
“啊！老师，他不帮我捡笔！”我惊了一下，也站起来进行反驳，并提出了一个要求，“这样老师出一个数学题，如果我赢了，那么就是他的错。如果他赢了，我承认我错了，可他不乐于助人。”
Ah! Teacher, he won't help me pick up a pen! "I was startled, stood up to refute, and made a request," If the teacher gives me a math problem and I win, then it's his fault. If he wins, I admit I'm wrong, but he's not willing to help
在老师的再三反复确认下，决定让三位成绩好的同学与三位成绩普通的同学进行PK。老师什么脑回路啊！我与他的是为什么让其他人共同承担？想让我们普通学生出丑？让英语课变数学课，值！
After repeated confirmation by the teacher, it was decided to have three students with good grades compete with three students with average grades. What kind of brain circuit is the teacher! Why did I let others share the burden with him? Do you want us ordinary students to embarrass ourselves? Transforming English classes into math classes is worth it!
开始了，老师的第一题是：12x3=？我与其他两位同学齐达36！而对方却回答63！
The teacher's first question is: 12x3=? I reached 36 with two other classmates! And the other party answered 63!
这答案已出，不止我与其他同学蒙了，连老师和同学们都很懵，12x3不就等于36吗？二三得六，一三得三，三十六。
The answer has been revealed. Not only have I and other classmates been confused, but even teachers and classmates are confused. Isn't 12x3 equal to 36? Two or three equals six, one or three equals three, thirty-six.
我解释了之后，他却坚信自己的想法就是等于63，我要他们讲出道理，他们说自己就是理。
After I explained, he firmly believed that his idea was equivalent to 63. I asked them to reason, and they said they were reason.
唉！看见没，标准的学傻了，基础问题都不会，还说什么妨碍你学习。人常说往往最简单的问题，就是不听人劝，死活往坑里跳。其实学好知识点，他们就不会掉坑里的，反而会避开这个坑。
Ah! Did you see that you're just being silly about learning? You don't even know the basics, and you're still saying something that's hindering your studies. People often say that the simplest problem is to not listen to others' advice and jump into a pit. In fact, if they learn the knowledge points well, they will not fall into the pit, but will instead avoid it.
英语课结束了，我与他的斗争也结束了。我捡起自己的笔，深思：“我为什么不自己捡起呢？”
The English class is over, and my struggle with him is also over. I picked up my pen and pondered, 'Why don't I pick it up myself?'