庚子年春节，一场席卷全国的新型冠状病毒来势汹汹。为了控制传染源，切断传播途径，保护国家未来，我们学校“不得已”开设了网课。使本该在校园里操场上自由奔跑、在课堂上偷吃零食、和同桌谈天说地的我们，“不得已”坐在电脑前接收知识。
During the Spring Festival in the year of Gengzi, a new type of novel coronavirus swept across the country. In order to control the source of infection, cut off transmission routes, and protect the future of the country, our school; Due to necessity; Online courses have been launched. Let us, who should have been running freely on the campus playground, snacking in class, and chatting with our desk mates; Due to necessity; Sitting in front of the computer to receive knowledge.
而我的十八线主播老师正是以一颗“有趣的灵魂”抨击了我无聊的心脏。课还没开始，课后网的交流区就出现了一行字：“你们的十八线女主播上线了，火箭、鲜花给我刷起来。”我看了看评论区文字，再看了看手中的书，心里疑惑：这老师有点怪啊……正当我暗自评价时，这老师掷地有声的声音又穿出来了：“同学们，原来我都是在手机上看别的主播直播的，今天我在这给你们直播上课，我也不知道怎么当主播，今天第一次，请同学们见谅。”（火箭给刷起来，具体的内容有点记不清）听完老师的这一段话，我稍微改观有那么一点点兴趣，想要好好听一听她的课，看看和其他老师有什么不同。
And my 18th line anchor teacher is precisely using a; Interesting soul; It attacked my boring heart. Before the class even started, a line of text appeared in the communication area of the after-school website:“ Your 18th tier female anchor has gone online, please brush up rockets and flowers for me. ” I looked at the comments section and then at the book in my hand, wondering if this teacher was a bit strange; … Just as I was secretly evaluating, the teacher's resounding voice came out again:; Classmates, I used to watch other live streamers on my phone. Today, I am here to teach you live broadcasts, and I don't know how to become a streamer. This is my first time today, so please forgive me. ” After listening to the teacher's words, I have a slight improvement and a little interest. I want to listen to her class well and see what is different from other teachers.
时间已过去30分钟，我也并没感觉这个老师和其他老师有所不同，都是讲着PPT上的内容自己再讲一点，正当我放弃对老师的所有期待值时，老师的一句话把消失到天边的期待值又如火箭般一冲而上，”这道题么，是考试卷中一道小白题，连个小白鼠都会做，耶耶耶？怎么这么多小白鼠，这么多五花八门的答案。看清楚，违背价值规律，钻石怎么可能比砖头要便宜呢，答案是C。”听到这句话我不由对着电脑比了个赞，好像是啊，钻石比砖头贵啊，转念又想：老师，这道题小白鼠肯定不会做，毕竟它连选项也看不懂嘛。
30 minutes have passed, and I don't feel that this teacher is different from the other teachers. They are all talking a little more about the content on the PPT. Just as I gave up all my expectations for the teacher, one sentence from the teacher propelled the vanished expectations like a rocket; Is this a simple question on the exam paper that even a mouse can do? Yeah, yeah? Why are there so many little white mice and so many answers to the Five Flowers and Eight Gates. Look clearly, violating the law of value, how can diamonds be cheaper than bricks? The answer is C; Upon hearing this sentence, I couldn't help but give my computer a thumbs up. It seems like a diamond is more expensive than a brick. Then, I thought to myself, 'Teacher, a mouse wouldn't know how to solve this problem because it can't even understand the options.'.
哈，我的十八线女主播老师，虽无女主播娇美身段、甜美嗓音、炫酷技能，但却是我心中永远最棒的主播。一朵小花送给你，送给最可爱的你。
Ha, my 18th tier female anchor teacher, although she doesn't have the graceful figure, sweet voice, or cool skills of a female anchor, she is always the best anchor in my heart. A small flower for you, for the cutest of you.