大家一定都读过罗贯中的《三国演义》吧，其实，我们家就是一个小小的三国战场。
Everyone must have read Luo Guanzhong's "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", in fact, our family is a small battlefield of the Three Kingdoms.
妈妈是独占半壁江山的“曹操”，爸爸是势力不小的“孙权”，而我则是渺小可怜的“刘备”。
My mother is the 'Cao Cao' who monopolizes half of the country, my father is the influential 'Sun Quan', and I am the tiny and pitiful 'Liu Bei'.
今天放学回家，“曹操”就下令检查我的私人物品，还翻开了我的军事机密——家庭作业。我吓得立刻回到了我唯一的地盘荆州（书房）。回到书房，我拿出我的棒棒糖，嘿嘿，“曹操”肯定想不到我会把武器棒棒糖藏在铅笔盒里，这下能吃个够了！我轻轻剥开糖纸，举起语文书，刚好挡住了棒棒糖，我忘乎所以地吮吸起来。哎呀，我什么都想到了，就是没想到“曹操”在我的地盘里安装了“奸细”。
Today after school, 'Cao Cao' ordered an inspection of my personal belongings and even opened my military secret - homework. I was so scared that I immediately returned to my only territory, Jingzhou (study). Returning to the study, I took out my lollipop. Hehe, "Cao Cao" would never have thought that I would hide the weapon lollipop in the pencil case. Now I can eat enough! I gently peeled off the candy wrappers, lifted up my Chinese book, and happened to block the lollipop. I forgot myself and began to suck on it. Oh, I thought of everything except that 'Cao Cao' installed 'spies' on my territory.
我吃得正欢呢，忽然城门大开，“曹操”怒气冲冲地冲了进来，瞪着眼睛，眉头紧皱。我惊呆了，这不可能呀，她怎么会发现？我环顾四周，天哪，一个大监控正对着我呢，我怎么没想到！事情已经败露了，我只能求饶。我捧着书，一脸无辜地看着“曹操”，希望她能原谅我的错误。“曹操”可不领情，一把夺走了我的作案工具，棒棒糖也就露了出来。曹操更生气了，把书狠狠地扔到了桌上，紧接着发出了一阵巨响。
I was having a great time eating when suddenly the city gate opened wide and 'Cao Cao' rushed in angrily, glaring with eyes and furrowing his brow. I was stunned, it's impossible. How could she find out? I looked around and, oh my god, there was a big surveillance camera facing me. How could I not have imagined it! The matter has been exposed, I can only beg for mercy. I held the book and looked innocently at 'Cao Cao', hoping that she could forgive my mistake. Cao Cao didn't appreciate it, he took away my tool for committing the crime and revealed the lollipop. Cao Cao became even angrier and threw the book fiercely onto the table, followed by a loud bang.
这下可好，把“孙权”也招来了。他们两个双面夹击，一个唱红脸，一个唱黑脸：“不能吃糖！吃多了对牙齿不好，没跟你说过吗？”“作业一个字也没动，知道现在几点了吗？”两个人喋喋不休地你一句我一句，场面十分激烈。我被这场面吓住了，小声说：“我，我以后再也不会吃糖了。”经过再三求饶，“曹操”这才放过了我，满意地拉着“孙权”出去了，留我一人在书房里做作业。
This is great, we have also recruited 'Sun Quan'. They were fighting from both sides, one singing "red face" and the other singing "black face": "Don't eat candy! Eating too much is bad for your teeth, haven't I told you?" "I haven't moved a word on my homework, do you know what time it is now?" The two of them chattered on and on, the scene was very intense. I was scared by the scene and whispered, 'I will never eat candy again.' After begging for mercy repeatedly, 'Cao Cao' finally let me go and satisfactorily pulled 'Sun Quan' out, leaving me alone in the study to do my homework.
这就是我家的三国，每天都会有许多精彩的故事发生。
This is my Three Kingdoms, where many wonderful stories happen every day.