压轴戏
Finale play
六（2）班元旦联欢会的压轴节目——小品《考试》马上就要登场了，男1号胡X、男2号李XX走上舞台。
The finale of the New Year's Eve party for Class 6 (2) - the sketch "Exam" - is about to debut, with male lead Hu X and male lead Li XX taking to the stage.
开头就砸锅了。李XX忘词了！他的脸涨得通红，腿不停地打着哆嗦，就是一个字也说不出来，胡X提醒之后，李XX终于开了口：“妈妈，我要考试了……”话还没说完，全班都哄堂大笑：眼前的分明是“爸爸”、怎么成妈妈了？胡X气得直跺脚：“还不快重说！”
I smashed the pot at the beginning. Li XX forgot the word! His face turned red, his legs trembled uncontrollably, and he couldn't say a word. After Hu X reminded him, Li XX finally spoke up: "Mom, I'm going to take an exam..." Before he could finish his sentence, the whole class burst into laughter: what was in front of him was clearly "dad", how could he become a mom? Hu X was so angry that he stomped his feet and said, "Why don't you say it again
“考试”开始了，李XX紧张得全身发抖，他傻站在舞台中央，啥也不做。台下的胡X又是瞪眼又是跺脚：“坐下，坐下，考试了。”李XX没注意到后面没有板凳，一个屁股蹲儿，四仰八叉倒在了地上，教室又成了欢乐的海洋。饮水机也调皮地眨眼，只有胡X气得要吐血。
The exam began, and Li XX was so nervous that his whole body trembled. He stood foolishly in the center of the stage, doing nothing. Hu X in the audience stared and stomped his feet, saying, "Sit down, sit down, it's time for the exam." Li XX didn't notice that there was no bench behind him, so he squatted down and fell to the ground in all directions, turning the classroom back into a sea of joy. The water dispenser also blinked mischievously, only Hu X was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood.
演出继续。小品里的考生忘带了墨囊，李XX一边在文具盒里找，一边念念有词：“我的墨囊呢？”该借墨囊了，意外发生了，李XX的胳膊一不小心碰到了文具盒，文具盒掉在了地上，满地的墨囊乱滚，戏没法演了，李XX愣了，胡X傻了，李瑞笑弯了腰，张益阳吃了一半的辣条吐了出来，连一向不苟言笑的班主任也不顾形象地捂着肚子笑起来。
The performance continues. The candidate in the sketch forgot to bring an ink bag. Li XX searched for it in the pencil case while muttering, "Where is my ink bag?" It was time to borrow an ink bag. An accident happened. Li XX accidentally touched the pencil case with his arm, and the pencil case fell to the ground. The ink bags rolled around on the ground, making it impossible to perform in the play. Li XX was stunned, Hu X was dumbfounded, Li Rui smiled and bent over, Zhang Yiyang spat out half of the spicy strips he had eaten, and even the homeroom teacher, who had always been serious, laughed while covering his stomach.
演出结束了，胡X鞠躬说结束词：“……希望大家能喜欢我们的节目。”掌声中，同学们纷纷竖起了自己的大拇指。
The performance has ended, and Hu X bowed and said his concluding words, "I hope everyone will enjoy our program." Amidst the applause, the students raised their thumbs up one after another.
不知明年的这个时候，我们还能不能相聚在一起，还能不能看到这么精彩的演出。
I wonder if we can still gather together at this time next year and see such a wonderful performance.