妈妈总是自夸是“厨神”，每当我抱怨奶奶做的菜难吃而单一时，她总会挺身而出，对奶奶说：“妈，下次我来做菜，你辅助我。”
Mom always boasts that she is a "kitchen god". Whenever I complain that my grandmother's dishes are unappetizing and monotonous, she always steps forward and says to her, "Mom, next time I come to cook, you can help me
虽然“厨神”总是自夸，但我从没尝过她的手艺。经过我多次请求，妈妈终于答应给我做抹茶曲奇。
Although the 'kitchen god' always boasts, I have never tasted her cooking skills. After my repeated requests, my mother finally agreed to make matcha cookies for me.
“抹茶粉5小勺，白糖35克……”妈妈拿着手机，坐在沙发上，认真地学着。妈妈学得这么认真，做出来的成品肯定十分好吃吧！想到这里，我不由得咽了几口即将流出的唾沫。往后的几日，我每天下课后都在座位上坐着，幻想着曲奇，它一定很好吃，肯定是酥脆可口的，若是加些巧克力就更好了。「 wWW.ZuoWENBA.Net 」
5 teaspoons of matcha powder, 35 grams of white sugar... "Mom sat on the sofa with her phone, studying seriously. Mom studies so seriously, the finished product must be very delicious! Thinking of this, I couldn't help but swallow a few mouthfuls of saliva that was about to flow out. For the next few days, I would sit in my seat after class every day, fantasizing about cookies. They must be delicious, crispy and delicious, and it would be even better if I added some chocolate.
终于，在一个星期六的下午，妈妈将烤好的曲奇摆在了我面前。她嘴角洋溢着得意的笑容，自信地将盘子推到我面前，说：“怎么样呀？我是厨神吧！给你，快尝尝我的手艺。”说罢，她便拿了一块曲奇给我。哇！妈妈居然真的做出来了！不愧是厨神！我这几天可没白等。我又激动又开心，仔细地看着这块曲奇，它的样子十分可爱，我十分喜欢，寻思着，待会我一定要吃快点，不然妹妹见了，又要和我抢。想罢，我就将曲奇送进了嘴里。嗯，这曲奇真好吃！抹茶味好浓！口感酥酥脆脆，入口即化，再将上面的巧克力豆咬碎，满口留香，好好吃呀！我将整盘曲奇都吃完了。
Finally, on a Saturday afternoon, my mother placed the baked cookies in front of me. With a smug smile on her lips, she confidently pushed the plate in front of me and said, "How about it? I'm a kitchen god, right? Here you go, try my cooking skills." After that, she brought me a cookie. Wow! Mom actually made it! Truly a culinary god! I haven't been waiting for nothing these days. I was both excited and happy, carefully looking at this cookie. It looked very cute and I really liked it. I thought to myself, I must eat it quickly later, otherwise my sister will see it and compete with me again. After thinking about it, I put the cookie into my mouth. Well, this song is really delicious! Matcha has a strong flavor! The taste is crispy and crunchy, melting in the mouth. Then, bite the chocolate beans on top and leave a lingering fragrance in your mouth. It's delicious! I have finished the entire plate of cookies.
结果，刚吃完没多久，我就开始拉肚子了。我仔细思索着今天吃过的食物：肉松面包、牛肉面、牛油果奶昔、抹茶曲奇……到底是哪一个害了我啊？妈妈见我一脸痛苦，有些不好意思地说：“这个……教程上说要烤50分钟，我怕烤糊了，只烤了40分钟，难不成是没烤熟？”我的妈妈呀，食物都没烤熟就拿给我吃，原来我是你的小白鼠啊！接下来的半天，我十分难受，整个人都快虚脱了，躺在床上哼哼唧唧，感觉灵魂都快要飞出去了。妈妈看着我的样子，心疼万分，还赌气把剩下的抹茶粉全部扔掉，仿似那才是造成我腹泻的元凶。
As a result, shortly after finishing eating, I started to have diarrhea. I carefully pondered over the food I had today: meat floss bread, beef noodles, avocado milkshake, matcha cookies... which one really hurt me? My mother saw my painful expression and said somewhat awkwardly, "Well... the tutorial says it needs to be roasted for 50 minutes, but I'm afraid it's burnt, so I only roasted for 40 minutes. Could it be that it's not cooked yet?" My mother gave me the food before it was cooked, so I turned out to be your little white mouse! For the next half day, I felt extremely uncomfortable, almost exhausted, lying in bed humming and groaning, feeling like my soul was about to fly out. My mother looked at me with great heartache and even threw away all the remaining matcha powder in anger, as if that was the culprit causing my diarrhea.
从此以后，妈妈再也不夸自己是厨神了，不仅如此，她甚至连青椒炒土豆丝这种我都会做的家常菜也不敢尝试了。
From then on, my mother never praised herself as a kitchen god again. Not only that, but she even dared not try home cooked dishes like stir fried potato shreds with green peppers that I could even make.