皎洁的月光,琼筑的石凳,动人的歌声……天宫中美好的一切,我八戒都享受着呢!可近日来,我夜不能寐,茶不思饭不想,是因为玉皇大帝通报我说,“八戒,民间向我报告,《西游记》中的你好吃懒做,贪生怕死,人们都不喜欢你,难道你不能做一件好事,让人们对你刮目相看吗?”
The bright moonlight, the stone bench built by Qiong, and the moving song… … Everything beautiful in the Heavenly Palace is being enjoyed by my Eight Precepts! Recently, I have been unable to sleep at night, unable to think of tea or food, because the Jade Emperor informed me that; Bajie, the common people have reported to me that in "Journey to the West," you are known for your laziness, greed, and fear of death. People don't like you. Can't you do something good and make people look at you with new eyes? ”
我思前想后,赶紧打电话联系上师父、大师兄和沙师弟,邀请他们再去陪我取一次经,当然是为了改变大家对我的看法啦!这一次,我遇到妖怪一定冲锋陷阵,永不退缩,让大家知道我的实力!
After careful consideration, I quickly called my master, senior brother, and junior brother Sha, inviting them to accompany me to retrieve the scriptures again, of course, to change everyone's perception of me! This time, when I encounter monsters, I will definitely charge forward and never back down, letting everyone know my strength!
师父、大师兄、沙师弟不一会儿都到了,万事俱备,只欠“妖怪”。接着就是我发挥作用的时间啦!白虎岭白骨洞旁,不期而遇的我们又遇见了那白骨精。那妖精又变成老太太,提着一篮子馒头走过来。我心想:哎,这妖精,这分明是来捉弄我们的,连篮子里的馒头都不知道换个我爱吃的红烧肉吗?这次休想捉弄我老猪,我已经不是原来那贪吃懒惰的八戒啦!
Master, Senior Brother, and Junior Brother Sha all arrived in no time, everything was ready except for“ Monster;. Next is the time for me to make an impact! Beside the White Bone Cave in Baihuling, we unexpectedly met the White Bone Spirit again. The goblin turned into an old lady again, carrying a basket of Mantou. I thought to myself: Hey, this demon, it is clearly to play tricks on us. Don't even know that the Mantou in the basket can be replaced by my favorite Braised pork belly? Don't try to tease me this time, old pig. I'm no longer the gluttonous and lazy Bajie I used to be!
我冲上前去,回头对大师兄说:“猴哥,你歇着,让我来对付这可恶的妖精!”说着,我对准老太太,拿起钉耙向空中一抛,“啪”地一声,钉耙在空中划过一条完美的弧线后,准确地落在了老太太的背上。老太太“啊”地一声歪倒在地。
I rushed forward and turned back to my master brother, saying, '; Monkey brother, rest and let me deal with this despicable fairy! ” As I spoke, I aimed at the old lady, picked up the rake, and threw it into the air; Pa” With a loud thud, the rake traced a perfect arc in the air and landed accurately on the old lady's back. The old lady; Ah” With a loud thud, it fell to the ground.
见老太太歪倒在地,我连忙跑了过去,从老太太身上抽出钉耙,大声喝道:“妖怪,快快现出你的原形!”正当我得意之时,大师兄立马飞奔而来,神情恐慌:“二师兄,恐怕你这次倒霉了,这老太太分明就不是白骨精,我刚想提醒你……哎!”
When I saw the old lady lying on the ground, I quickly ran over and pulled out a rake from her body, shouting loudly, '; Monster, quickly reveal your true form! ” Just as I was feeling proud, my senior brother immediately rushed over with a panicked expression; Second Senior Brother, I'm afraid you're unlucky this time. This old lady is clearly not a white bone spirit. I was just about to remind you; … Hey! ”
一分钟过去了,二分钟过去了……我看见老太太迟迟没有变成那堆白骨,一旁篮子里的馒头也没有变成石头,我的心里也慌张起来,像两根绳子牵着我的心,这可怎么办呀?“大师兄说的对。我们还是先去医院再去警察局吧!”沙师弟在一旁劝道。
One minute has passed, two minutes have passed… … I saw that the old lady had not turned into a pile of bones, and the Mantou in the basket had not turned into a stone. My heart also panicked, like two ropes holding my heart. What should I do? “ Senior Brother is right. Let's go to the hospital first and then to the police station! ” Brother Sha advised on the side.
哎!我老猪形象难改啦!
Hey! My image as an old pig is hard to change!