一向温柔稳重的妈妈前天晚上喝醉了，真是“千年等一回”啊！
My usually gentle and steady mother got drunk the night before yesterday. It's really; Waiting for a Thousand Years "; Ah。
我和爸爸费劲地把她搬回家，她坐在沙发上发嗲地对爸爸说：“老公，我不减肥了，我要吃煎饼！”爸爸递给她一张大煎饼，她摇摇头叫道：“夹香肠，我要吃肉！”爸爸又忙着切了一根香肠，全包了进去，妈妈接过卷得粗粗的煎饼，狼吞虎咽地吃起来。
My dad and I struggled to move her home, and she sat on the sofa and coquettishly said to him, '; Honey, I'm not losing weight anymore. I want to eat pancakes! ” Dad handed her a big pancake, and she shook her head and shouted; Sandwich sausage, I want to eat meat! ” Dad was busy cutting another sausage and wrapping it all up. Mom took the thick pancake and wolfed it down.
吃的间隙，她掏出早已没电的手机，不停地在上面划着，然后怒吼道：“娄葛朗台，明天给我买苹果X，我的手机坏了，都写不出字了呀！”爸爸连声应着“好”，让她洗漱睡觉。
Between meals, she took out her already dead phone and kept swiping on it, then roared; Lou Gelangtai, buy me an Apple X tomorrow. My phone is broken and I can't write anymore! ” Dad responded repeatedly; Okay; Let her wash up and sleep.
妈妈摇摇晃晃地走进厨房，跺着脚叫道：“乐宝儿，家里马桶被你爸爸拆了呀，我找不到了！”我听到笑得肚子疼。
Mom walked unsteadily into the kitchen, stomping her feet and shouting; Le Bao'er, your father dismantled the toilet at home, I can't find it! ” I heard laughter that made my stomach ache.
这个醉主终于上床了，却又抱着垃圾桶狂吐起来。我说：“妈妈，你醉了！”妈妈连声否定：“***什么时候醉过？我吐的是酒吗？全是煎饼！你爹想撑死我，他想撑死……”话没说完，她就抱着垃圾桶睡着了……
The drunken master finally went to bed, but then started throwing up wildly while holding onto the trash can. I said: '; Mom, you're drunk! ” Mom repeatedly denied: "; When did your mother get drunk? Did I vomit alcohol? All pancakes! Your father wants to hold me to death, he wants to hold me to death… … ” Before she could finish speaking, she fell asleep holding onto the trash can; …