今天我们学校举行校园文化艺术节，我和谢晨翔受邀参加相声表演。
Today our school held a campus cultural and artistic festival, and Xie Chenxiang and I were invited to participate in a cross-talk performance.
我天生最讨厌的事情就是化妆，可我最不想干什么，他就偏偏来什么。广播里通知所有参演人员都要到化妆室化妆，我只好硬着头皮走过去。本来还想着这次的化妆师技术比较好，可一看那些从化妆室里走出来的人，就立马对这次化妆充满了恐惧：凡是化完妆的同学都不再是原来的模样，统一的腮红、口红加美白。那样子简直和魔鬼没有什么区别，想想都感到渗人。于是我准备轮到我的前一秒，直接跑到舞台的等候区。对，就这样决定！作文吧 WWW.zuOwEnBa.Net
The thing I hate the most by nature is makeup, but the last thing I want to do is for him to come and do whatever he wants. The broadcast informed all the participants to go to the dressing room for makeup, so I had to grit my teeth and walk over. I thought that the makeup artist's skill was better this time, but when I saw those people coming out of the dressing room, I immediately became afraid of this makeup: all the students who had finished making up were no longer the same, with unified powder blusher, lipstick and whitening. That looks almost indistinguishable from a devil, it's suffocating to think about. So I prepared to run straight to the waiting area on stage one second before my turn. Yes, that's the decision!
我开始了逃避化妆计划，我先是走到葫芦丝班学生后面，装出一副十分无奈的样子，这样才能赢得他们的信任。他们就会以为我是被逼过来化妆的，肯定不会被发现。就在他们全进去的时候，我趁机跑掉这简直是个完美的计划。
I started my plan to avoid makeup. First, I walked behind the students in the Hulusi class and pretended to be very helpless in order to win their trust. They will think that I was forced to put on makeup and will definitely not be noticed. Just as they were all inside, I took the opportunity to run away. It was a perfect plan.
果然和我计划中的一模一样。我排在他们后面真的取得了他们的信任，就在最后一个人进去的时候，我连忙从旁边的小道绕到舞台后边。谁曾想这时候意外发生了，葫芦丝班的有几个人要去帮忙拿东西，妆还没化到一半儿，就从里面跑了出来。我心里那叫一个慌啊，他们会不会告诉老师我没有去化妆？
It is exactly the same as what I planned. I really gained their trust by being behind them, and just as the last person entered, I quickly took a detour from the side path to the back of the stage. Who would have thought that an accident would happen at this moment? Several members of the Hulusi team were going to help fetch things, and before they could even finish their makeup, they ran out from inside. I'm so flustered in my heart, will they tell the teacher that I didn't do makeup?
我连忙装着在找东西的样子避开他们的注意，一边还偷偷看他们的反应，心里一直默念：千万不要发现我，千万不要发现我。我没有化妆，在众多演员中可谓是鹤立鸡群，实在太明显了。很快他们就发现了我，我还没来得及狡辩，他们就大喊着：“快告诉老师，吴雨泽还没化妆！”
I quickly pretended to be looking for something to avoid their attention, while secretly watching their reactions, silently reciting in my heart: Never discover me, never discover me. I didn't wear makeup, so I stand out among many actors, it's just too obvious. They soon discovered me, and before I could argue, they shouted, "Tell the teacher, Wu Yuzhe hasn't put on makeup yet
完了完了，我的计划前功尽弃了！正当我准备着如何逃跑时，指挥喊他们帮忙搬乐器。等他们忙完演出已经开始了，我呢，也侥幸逃过一“劫”。
It's over, my plan has been ruined! Just as I was about to escape, the conductor called for their help in moving the instruments. By the time they finished their work and the performance had already begun, I was lucky enough to escape a "disaster".