星期天，我们全家待在家中无事可干，我突发奇想：玩脑筋急转弯大赛。爸爸妈妈都举双手赞成。耶，太好了！
On Sunday, my whole family stayed at home with nothing to do, and I had a sudden idea: to play a brain teaser contest. Both parents raised their hands in agreement. Yeah, that's great!
脑筋急转弯大赛开始了，我当考官。“请听题：黑人和白人生下的婴儿，牙齿是什么颜色的？”爸爸马上抢答：“白色。不管是黑人婴儿还是白人婴儿的牙齿，都应该是白色的。”“这道题目太简单了吧。”妈妈也说道，“这是脑筋急转弯吗？”我肯定地说：“这当然是脑筋急转弯，不过答案不是白色，因为婴儿根本就没有牙齿！“爸爸妈妈全愣住了，我得意的想：看来他们不敢再小看脑筋急转弯了。
The brain teaser contest has started, and I will be the examiner. “ What color are the teeth of babies born to black and white people? ” Dad immediately answered: "; white Both black and white babies should have white teeth. ” “ This question is too simple, isn't it. ” Mom also said, '; Is this a brain teaser? ” I can confidently say: '; This is certainly a brain teaser, but the answer is not white because babies don't have teeth at all! “ My parents were completely stunned, and I proudly thought to myself: It seems they dare not underestimate brain teasers anymore.
“集中注意力，请听题：理发师最讨厌什么人？”“嗯……”爸爸嗯了好久才给出答案：“是不是没钱去理发店的人？”“对，是穷人。”妈妈也附和道。“大错特错。”我哈哈大笑地说，“理发师最讨厌光头啊！”“再来一题，再来一题。”妈妈不服输的喊道。“请听题：什么帽子没人戴？”“小帽子。”这次，妈妈信心十足，快速报出答案。爸爸思考过后，也说：“应该是小帽子。”“NO！NO！NO！是螺丝帽，小帽子可以给小人戴吗！”我报出了答案。“哎呀。今天我的脑袋好不好使啊！”“我的也是，一道题都答不出。”
“ Concentrate, please listen to the question: Who do hairdressers hate the most? ” “ Hmm… … ” Dad took a long time to give the answer:; Are you someone who doesn't have money to go to a hair salon? ” “ Yes, they are poor people. ” Mom also agreed. “ absolutely wrong. ” I laughed heartily and said, '; Hairdressers hate bald heads the most! ” “ Another question, another question. ” Mom shouted without admitting defeat. “ What hat is not worn by anyone? ” “ Little hat. ” This time, my mother was full of confidence and quickly reported the answer. After thinking about it, Dad also said, '; It should be a small hat. ” “ NO！NO！ NO! It's a screw cap. Can I wear a small cap for a little person! ” I reported the answer. “ oh dear. My brain is not working well today! ” “ Mine too, I can't answer a single question. ”
“爸爸妈妈，不是你的脑袋不好使了，而是你们大人把题目想的太难了。”“太难了？啥意思呀？”“唉，我再出道题吧！请听题：黑鸡厉害还是白鸡厉害？”爸爸妈妈一时全都想不出来。“提醒一下，它们下的蛋。”“我知道了，黑鸡能生出白蛋来，白鸡却不能生出黑蛋来，所以是黑鸡厉害。”妈妈大声说出了答案。“对，黑鸡厉害。”爸爸也说。“恭喜你们答对了，下一题：在很久很久以前，你来咬我，当时我叫吕洞宾，请问你叫什么？”“我记得有句歇后语叫作：狗咬吕洞宾——不识好人心。”妈妈说。“我叫狗呀！”爸爸说出了答案。但他们一说出口就后悔了，生气的对我说：“你竟敢耍我们！”我连忙说：“息怒，息怒，请息怒。你看你们不都把这道题做出来了嘛！”爸爸妈妈一听，这才消了气。
“ Mom and Dad, it's not that your brain isn't working, it's that you adults have made the questions too difficult. ” “ it's too hard? What does that mean? ” “ Sigh, let me start the exam again! Please listen to the question: Is the black chicken more powerful or the white chicken more powerful? ” Mom and dad couldn't think of anything at the moment. “ Just a reminder, the eggs they laid. ” “ I understand, black chickens can produce white eggs, but white chickens cannot produce black eggs, so black chickens are powerful. ” Mom loudly said the answer. “ Yes, black chickens are powerful. ” Dad also said. “ Congratulations on your answer. Next question: A long, long time ago, you came to bite me. My name was Lv Dongbin. May I ask your name? ” “ I remember there is a saying that goes: 'The dog bit Lv Dongbin'; — I don't know good people's hearts. ” Mom said. “ My name is Dog! ” Dad gave the answer. But as soon as they spoke, they regretted it and angrily said to me, '; How dare you play with us! ” I quickly said, '; Calm down, calm down, please calm down. You see, you've all solved this problem! ” Upon hearing this, my parents finally calmed down.
“爸爸妈妈，我最后给你们出道题：唐僧的代号是风，孙悟空的代号是雾，猪八戒的代号是道，沙僧的代号是水。猪八戒？”我问“‘道’！”爸爸妈妈几乎同时说出口来。“哈哈哈哈哈哈……”“你这个坏小子又耍我们！”
“ Mom and Dad, my final debut question for you is: Tang Monk's code name is Wind, Sun Wukong's code name is Fog, Zhu Bajie's code name is Dao, and Sha Monk's code name is Water. Zhu Bajie? ” I asked; ‘ Dao’! ” My parents said it almost simultaneously. “ Hahahahaha… … ” “ You naughty kid is playing with us again! ”
游戏到此结束，屋子里充满了我们全家人的欢声笑语，此时此刻只有快乐，所以一家人一起玩——真开心啊！
The game ends here, and the room is filled with the laughter and joy of our whole family. At this moment, there is only happiness, so we play together as a family; — How happy!