蚊子已经占领三个军事要地:垃圾桶、厕所和卧室。
Mosquitoes have occupied three military strongholds: trash cans, toilets, and bedrooms.
首战:垃圾桶战役。大量蚊子聚集在垃圾桶周围,我方稍不注意就会得到一个“大红包”。之前电蚊拍大将、电蚊香上尉,蚊香烟幕弹都在此打了败仗,要想在此战中获得胜利,必须在众武将里精挑细选。终于,我找到了年轻有为的橘皮水司令。我先轻轻提起垃圾桶,蚊子也采取行动,开始排兵布阵。我假装要逃跑,蚊子便企图杀上来。哈哈,不出我所料,中计了!我赶紧派出橘皮水司令歼灭追兵。几个来回后蚊子学乖了,不再跟来了。坏了,估计是它们看透了我的计谋。我眉头一皱,计上心来,改变战略,速战速决!我把垃圾桶提起,待众蚊一飞起,我就派出橘皮水司令消灭它们。这招果然奏效,蚊子纷纷落地。我方成功收复一片失地。出处 wWW.zuOWeNBa.nEt
First Battle: Garbage Can Campaign. A large number of mosquitoes gather around the garbage bin, and if we are not careful, we will receive a "big red envelope". Previously, the Electric Mosquito Beating General, the Electric Mosquito Incense Captain, and the Mosquito Incense Smoke Curtain Bullets all suffered defeats here. To win this battle, one must carefully select from among the generals. Finally, I found the young and promising Orange Peel Water Commander. I gently lifted the trash can first, and the mosquitoes took action and began to line up. I pretended to run away, but mosquitoes attempted to kill me. Haha, as expected, I fell for it! I quickly dispatched the Orange Peel Water Commander to annihilate the pursuers. After a few rounds, the mosquitoes learned to behave and stopped following. It's broken, probably they saw through my plan. I furrowed my brow and came up with a plan to change the strategy and make a quick decision! I lifted the trash can and as soon as the mosquitoes flew up, I dispatched the Orange Peel Water Commander to eliminate them. This trick really worked, and mosquitoes landed one after another. We have successfully recaptured a lost territory.
二战:厕所之战。那里环境潮湿,是蚊子的根据地,我方武将平时都不敢轻易踏入此处。但驻守在那里的毕竟是老将军——莲蓬头,老将军很愿意在这次讨伐中为我们效劳。蚊子好像知道我方的目的,总是飞到墙上干扰,挑衅,企图激怒我们。但老将军足智多谋,不动声色待墙壁上的蚊子聚集来,莲蓬头便冲着它们猛烈地喷洒热水。哈哈哈,大部分蚊子都无法幸免,被冲进下水道淹死了,剩下的残兵败将也逃离了厕所。我方又成功收复了一块失地。
World War II: The Battle of Toilets. The environment there is humid and serves as a base for mosquitoes. Our military commanders usually dare not easily step into this area. But the one stationed there is after all the old general - the showerhead, and the old general is very willing to serve us in this expedition. Mosquitoes seem to know our purpose, always flying to the wall to interfere, provoke, and attempt to provoke us. But the old general was resourceful and remained calm, waiting for the mosquitoes on the wall to gather. His showerhead then sprayed hot water fiercely at them. Hahaha, most mosquitoes were not spared and were washed into the sewer, drowning. The remaining defeated soldiers also fled the toilet. We have successfully recaptured another lost territory.
决战:卧室南征。这里的蚊子移动速度极快,诡计多端。我开局就安排上蚊香烟幕弹迷晕它们,紧接着派出风油精,花露水两位神医护送我方人质安全撤离。最后我打开蚊帐堡垒的大门,打算来一个“诱敌深入”。我躺在里面,露出白花花的大腿,让被蚊香熏的不行的蚊子进来咬我。果然,它们一吃饱就飞不动了。时机成熟,我使一个眼色,橘皮水司令冲了进来把它们消灭了。我方收复最后一块失地。
Decisive Battle: Southern Expedition to the Bedroom. The mosquitoes here move very fast and are full of tricks. I arranged for mosquito coils and smoke curtains to stun them at the beginning, and then dispatched two divine doctors, Fengyoujing and Hualu, to escort our hostages safely out. Finally, I opened the door of the mosquito net fortress, intending to lure the enemy deeper. I lay inside, exposing my white thighs, allowing mosquitoes that were heavily scented to come in and bite me. Sure enough, they can't fly as soon as they're full. When the time was right, I signaled and the Orange Peel Water Commander rushed in to eliminate them. We have regained the last lost territory.
至此,我方在此次人蚊大战中全面获得胜利!
Thus, our side has achieved a comprehensive victory in this human mosquito battle!