一天，我买回了《穿越时空回三国》这本书，我看着看着，不知不觉就发现自己带着彩电、冰箱、手机等等电器，开着坦克，背着新式冲锋枪地穿越时空来到了三国时代。
One day, I bought back the book "Time Travel Back to the Three Kingdoms". As I watched it, I unconsciously realized that I had traveled through time and space to the Three Kingdoms era, carrying a TV, refrigerator, mobile phone, and other appliances, driving a tank, and carrying a new submachine gun.
我听说刘备、关羽和张飞一起桃园三结义，我打算去和他们来一个桃园四结义，改写历史。
I heard that Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei formed the Peach Garden Oath together. I plan to join them in the Peach Garden Oath and rewrite history.
于是我用定位仪找到了刘备的大本营，开着坦克风风火火地来到了大本营外。士兵们看见这个“巨形怪物”在靠近，就把我包围了。我想：可智取，不可冲动，否则要吃亏的。嗯，有了，我还有一大包零食呢。我走出坦克，举起零食说：“你们别打我，我是来找刘备的，我还带了一大包好吃的呢，你们也尝一下吧！”我把零食抛给了他们。出自 wwW.zuoWEnBA.nEt
So I used a locator to find Liu Bei's headquarters and drove my tank to the outside of the headquarters with great enthusiasm. The soldiers saw this; Giant Monster; Approaching, it surrounded me. I think: take wisely, not impulsively, otherwise you will suffer losses. Well, I have it. I also have a big bag of snacks. I stepped out of the tank, raised my snacks and said, '; Don't hit me, I'm here to find Liu Bei. I even brought a big bag of delicious food. You guys should try it too! ” I threw the snacks to them.
士兵一个个争着品尝，觉得很新奇，个个竖起了大拇指，还带我去找刘备。
The soldiers competed to taste it one by one, feeling it was very novel. They all gave a thumbs up and even took me to find Liu Bei.
见到刘备后，我们一番交谈，他见我上知天文，下晓地理，前知五百年，后晓五百载，于是拜我为军师。
After meeting Liu Bei, we had a conversation and he saw that I was knowledgeable in astronomy and geography, with knowledge of five hundred years in the past and five hundred years in the future. Therefore, he appointed me as his military advisor.
自从黄巾军爆发之后，刘备就看见了一个“招”的木牌，他叹声气。牌子后面站着一个大汉，叫张飞，他说：“大汉子就应该为国付出，在这里叹气有什么用！”刘备和他交流，发现张飞是个干大事的人，于是把他拉进我的酒店里。此时，又来了一个大汉，姓关名羽。刘备见各人是异姓，于是说我们明天去结拜。第二天，我们去了桃园结义。我为老大，刘备为老二，关羽三弟，张飞四弟。我们找来良匠打造武器，每人一身盔甲，十分威武。有一个人见我们有除恶的心思，于是把良驹送给了我们。
Since the outbreak of the Yellow Turban Army, Liu Bei has seen a; Recruitment” The wooden plaque, he sighed. Behind the sign stood a big man named Zhang Fei, who said:; What's the use of sighing here? A big Hanzi should contribute to the country! ” Liu Bei communicated with him and found that Zhang Fei was a person who could do great things, so he pulled him into my hotel. At this moment, another big man arrived, surnamed Guan and named Yu. Liu Bei saw that everyone had a different surname, so he said we would go and make a vow tomorrow. The next day, we went to Taoyuan to become sworn brothers. I am the eldest, Liu Bei is the second, Guan Yu is the third younger brother, and Zhang Fei is the fourth younger brother. We have hired skilled craftsmen to craft weapons, each wearing armor that is very powerful. Someone saw that we had the intention to eliminate evil, so he gave us a good horse.
接着我们就招兵，招得了五、六千人，一起去练兵。
Then we recruited five to six thousand soldiers and went to train together.
黄巾军带着千军万马来打都城，我们四人带领士兵一起去保护都城。我来布阵：刘备装着是打败仗的样子，关羽和张飞在山顶伏击，一切准备就绪。看见了敌军张角带兵来了。
The Yellow Turban Army came to attack the capital with thousands of troops and horses, and the four of us led our soldiers to protect the capital together. I'll set up the formation: Liu Bei pretends to be defeated, while Guan Yu and Zhang Fei ambush at the mountaintop, everything is ready. I saw the enemy coming with Zhang Jiao and his troops.
开始战斗了，刘备是“打败仗了”，黄巾军就追了过来，关羽和张飞很快把敌军包围了。黄巾军中计，自要投降，我方大获全胜。
The battle has begun, Liu Bei is; We lost the battle; The Yellow Turban Army chased after them, and Guan Yu and Zhang Fei quickly surrounded the enemy. The Yellow Turban Army fell into a trap and surrendered, and our side achieved a complete victory.
三国后来是怎么合一的呢？我想不明白，就用力翻了个身，睁开眼睛。原来，刚才一切都是梦！
How did the Three Kingdoms later merge? I couldn't figure it out, so I turned over hard and opened my eyes. So, everything was just a dream just now!