跳舞、跑步、唱歌、写作……十八般武艺，样样都是好戏，而我的拿手好戏就是拍蚊子。没错，我乃人称蚊子杀手的——陈大侠也！
Dancing, running, singing, writing... There are eighteen martial arts skills, all of which are great, and my specialty is catching mosquitoes. That's right, I am also known as the Mosquito Killer - Chen Daxia!
而我的杀蚊大法是这样炼成的。在暑假的一天，妈妈说道：“你在家里，我去买瓶杀虫剂回来，家里的蚊子实在太多了。”我一脸得意地说：“不用花那个钱，看我的！”我左手拿个苍蝇拍，右手拿着剩下一点的杀虫剂，正想对着飞来的蚊子拍打或喷杀时，一只蚊子就像挑衅似的飞到了我的眼前，当我举起苍蝇拍刚要使劲拍下去时，可蚊子一个“飘移”直朝我头顶上来，说时迟那时快，我狠狠地往自己脸上一拍，蚊子随即一命呜呼，而我却被自己打上了“涂鸦——因用力过猛而打红了脸。可恶的蚊子啊，我不甘心，难道我只能被蚊子支配吗？于是我苦练杀蚊技术。尽管其中也被蚊子戏耍了无数遍，但是终于经过了半个夏天的练习，我的杀蚊大法终于练成了。来源 wwW.ZUowEnbA.nET
And this is how my mosquito killing technique was refined. One day during the summer vacation, my mom said, "You're at home, I'll go buy a bottle of insecticide and come back. There are too many mosquitoes at home." I proudly said, "Don't spend that money, look at me!" I held a fly swatter in my left hand and the remaining insecticide in my right hand. Just as I was about to slap or kill the mosquitoes that came flying in, a mosquito flew in front of me like a provocation. When I lifted the fly swatter and was about to slap it hard, the mosquito "drifted" straight up to my head. After a while, I slapped myself hard in the face, and the mosquito immediately died, but I was hit by myself. Graffiti - I blushed from being hit too hard. Damn mosquitoes, I am unwilling to accept it. Can I only be dominated by mosquitoes? So I practiced mosquito killing techniques hard. Although I was played with by mosquitoes countless times, after half a summer of practice, I finally mastered my mosquito killing technique.
第一招：蚊子心死法。首先把杀虫剂喷在床底和空中，再把蚊子引进来，关上门等待一个小时，随后一进屋满是一地半死不活的蚊子，这时我的苍蝇拍便派上了用场。随着“啪——啪啪”几声“巨响”，房间里的蚊子早已被我“满门抄斩”了。这个方法好用，但是要忍受杀虫水的味道，要是喷了杀虫水后，关好门，全家出去散步，半小时之后回来再收拾蚊子，也不失是个好办法的。
The first move: Mosquito Heart Death Method. First, spray insecticide under the bed and in the air, then introduce mosquitoes. Close the door and wait for an hour. Then, as soon as you enter the room, there are half dead mosquitoes on the ground. At this point, my fly swatter comes in handy. With a few loud noises, the mosquitoes in the room had already been "wiped out" by me. This method is easy to use, but you have to endure the smell of insecticide water. If you spray insecticide water, close the door, go for a walk with the whole family, and come back half an hour later to clean up the mosquitoes, it is also a good method.
第二招：随手招抓法。“哈哈哈……”我正看着喜剧片，谁知一个不速之客——蚊子飞了过来。“哼，本不想杀你！你却自找死路，是你逼我的。”我将右手张开，向前猛地向着蚊子一抓，哈哈，只要我把手一张一抓，可谓是手到擒来，蚊子已经在被我抓在手心了，只要我稍一用力，他就被我消灭了，但是，只要我心存善念，我会走到阳台，张开手掌，任由蚊子飞走。
The second trick: the method of catching at will. Hahaha... "I was watching a comedy when an unexpected guest - a mosquito - flew over. Hmph, I didn't want to kill you! But you're asking for your own way out. It's you who forced me. "I opened my right hand and grabbed the mosquito forward, haha. As long as I held my hand, it was within reach. The mosquito was already in my palm, and with just a little force, I could eliminate it. But as long as I had good intentions, I would walk to the balcony, open my palm, and let the mosquito fly away.
第三招：随手拍打法。一天晚上我和妈妈一起看电视，正当我看得尽兴时，一只饱吃一顿的蚊子，悠哉悠哉地向我飞来，我双手合十，用力一拍，只见蚊子血飞溅在了沙发上，妈妈见了大发雷霆，气得电视都看不下去了，那是妈妈刚换上的新沙发套。妈妈对我一顿臭骂，我不禁在想，看来我这招杀蚊特技，需要审时度势才能用了，免得再出现血溅家具的后果。
The third trick: tapping casually. One night, my mother and I were watching TV together. Just as I was enjoying myself, a mosquito that had eaten a full meal flew towards me leisurely. I clasped my hands together and slapped hard, only to see mosquito blood splatter on the sofa. My mother was furious and couldn't even watch the TV anymore. It was the new sofa cover that my mother had just put on. My mother scolded me harshly, and I couldn't help but think to myself, it seems that my mosquito killing stunt requires careful consideration of the situation before I can use it, in order to avoid the consequences of blood splashing on furniture again.
看！我这灭蚊子的拿手好戏够绝吧？
Look! Am I really skilled at killing mosquitoes?