看，一对父子正杀得天昏地暗，嘿嘿，原来他俩在比象棋呢。告诉你吧，我和爸爸正在比赛下象棋，来，观看我们吧！
Look, a father and son are killing until the sky is dark. Hehe, it turns out they are playing chess. Let me tell you, my dad and I are playing chess. Come and watch us!
我首先使出大将——炮，两指一夹，啪一下，端端正正地站在了中间！爸也不甘示弱，来一匹战马，咚，稳稳当当地在炮的旁边。这我可犯愁了，我攻不了他的小兵，眼睛咕噜噜一转！我也来把马派上去，到二线做准备！
I first used my general - the cannon, clamped my fingers together, slapped it, and stood upright in the middle! Dad didn't want to be outdone, so he brought a warhorse and landed steadily beside the cannon. I'm really worried about this. I can't attack his minions, my eyes are rolling! I'll also send the horses up and prepare for the second line!
没想到爸爸竟然出其不意把炮也派到了中央主持大阵，嘿嘿，我还有一招呢，最牛的将——车，把它派遣到了右边。我以为爸爸也会派出大将，没想到爸爸轻轻一夹，又一匹战马上阵了，都守护着炮。我才不用马，小兵给我冲。爸爸以闪电之术轻轻夹住了车，神不知鬼不觉地也往右移了一下。哎呀，我正发呆，想着战术呢，只听见稀稀疏疏，实在找不到，爸爸刚才下的棋。算了，小兵在决赛中也很重要，再派一小兵往前冲。我正得意之时，爸爸说一声，“将军”，嗯，把当头兵吃了，一箭双雕，正好将了我的军！来源 wwW.ZUowEnbA.nET
I didn't expect my dad to unexpectedly send the cannon to the center to host the main formation. Hehe, I have another move, the most powerful general - the car - to send it to the right. I thought my dad would also send out a general, but I didn't expect him to lightly pinch and send another warhorse into battle, all guarding the cannon. I don't need a horse, soldier, charge me. Dad gently gripped the car with lightning technique and unconsciously moved it to the right. Oh, I was lost in thought, thinking about tactics. I only heard something sparse and couldn't find it. Dad just played chess. Never mind, Xiao Bing is also very important in the final. Send another Xiao Bing to charge forward. When I was feeling proud, my dad said, 'General,' um, I ate the vanguard and killed two birds with one arrow, which happened to be my army!
我脑子一闪，以雷霆之速把炮移走，我看你这回拿什么干我的将军。爸爸派了一名兵往一线走，我眉头一皱，嗯，这是什么意图？我恰巧见到了一个漏洞，爸爸竟然没发现我能把他的炮吃了，我啪的一下，用我的车，代替了他的炮，我别提有多高兴了。正在我得意之时，爸爸把马头一扬，和另一个马组成了连环马。我必须把它们拆分掉，我绞尽脑汁，左想想右想想，最后决定，把车移到前线，再调一匹马，杀爸爸个落荒而逃！但事不如愿，没想到爸爸竟然用一个潜在的车吃了我的炮，现在如果我不管炮的话，吃了我的炮还能吃我的马，正好车在线上，我调到了炮的下面，突然想到，可是守不住马呀，算了，炮比马重要，把马牺牲了，我生气的咬牙切齿，发誓一定要把爸爸的车干掉！
My mind flashed and I moved the cannon away with lightning speed. I see what you're doing to my general this time. Dad sent a soldier to the front line, and I frowned. Hmm, what's the intention behind this? I happened to see a loophole, and my dad didn't realize that I could eat his cannon. I slapped it and used my car instead of his cannon. I couldn't help but feel so happy. Just as I was feeling proud, my father raised the horse's head and formed a chain of horses with another horse. I have to break them down. I racked my brains, thinking about it left and right, and finally decided to move the car to the front line and get another horse to kill my dad and escape in panic! But things didn't go as planned. I didn't expect my dad to use a potential car to eat my cannon. Now, if I don't care about the cannon, eating my cannon can still eat my horse. The car happened to be on the line, and I adjusted it to below the cannon. Suddenly, I thought, but I can't hold onto the horse. Forget it, the cannon is heavier than the horse. Sacrificing the horse, I gritted my teeth in anger and vowed to kill my dad's cart!
我立马派出了马，去接应车，先把那几个扰乱视线的兵干掉，然后把爸爸的连环马隔绝开，分个干掉。糟糕，爸爸又把我的象干了，又是这个车。先不生气，用马把他的兵吃掉。爸爸这个车真是大杀四方，又上前一步吃掉了我的兵。等我把你的连环马解决掉，看我怎么收拾车。我心里暗暗想完，使劲用马拍到了他的小兵上面，气死我了。爸爸这回不吃我的兵了，而是把车对准了我的老将，“想吃，没门儿”，我说完便把士调了上去！爸爸把车移走，又巧妙地运用炮，想干我的帅。哼，我才不会把帅移出去，要不然你车一来，我又没法了，你车走了，那我士下去，什么？我瞪大了双眼，竟然没注意到我的车已经被爸爸悄悄吃掉，我真想一下子把他的车捏碎，干了我六个棋子，气死我也。不要生气，冷静思考，我现在只剩下一个车，一个炮，三个兵，一个马；看看爸爸两个车，三个兵，两个马，我的世界又用马吃掉了他的一个兵，让你吃我的棋子，我让马上了前线。爸爸趁我不注意，又将了我。没办法，只好又将士派遣了上去，结果爸爸要把我的车干掉了，还将了我一下。我正准备让车去干爸爸，又将了我，我想让将出去，别一会儿困了进来。没注意到爸爸的车，不知道什么时候已经对准了，当头一将。
I immediately dispatched horses to pick up the vehicles, first killing those soldiers who were disturbing my sight, and then isolating my father's chain horses and killing them one by one. Oh no, my dad has fucked my elephant again, it's this car again. Don't get angry for now, eat up his soldiers with horses. Dad, this car is really killing all directions, and it took another step forward and ate up my soldiers. Wait until I get rid of your chain horse and see how I tidy up the car. I thought to myself and hit his minions with my horse, which made me so angry. Dad didn't eat my soldiers this time, but aimed his car at my veteran. 'If you want to eat, there's no way,' I said, and then transferred the soldier up! Dad moved the car away and cleverly used the cannon, wanting to fuck my handsome guy. Hmph, I'm not going to move Shuai out. Otherwise, when your car comes, I won't be able to do anything. If your car leaves, then I'll go down. What? I widened my eyes and didn't even notice that my car had been quietly eaten by my dad. I really wanted to crush his car all at once and fuck six of my chess pieces. I was so angry. Don't be angry, think calmly. I only have one car, one cannon, three soldiers, and one horse left now; Look at my dad's two cars, three soldiers, and two horses. My world has eaten one of his soldiers with a horse, making you eat my chess piece. I have sent my horse to the front line. Dad took advantage of me when I wasn't paying attention and attacked me again. There was no other way, so the soldiers were sent up again, but my dad wanted to kill my car and even hit me. I was about to send the car to fuck my dad, but it hit me again. I want to get out and not get tired of coming in for a while. I didn't notice my dad's car, and I don't know when it was already aligned, so I took the lead.
唉，我输了，等下一期一定要干掉爸爸！
Alas, I lost. I must kill my dad in the next episode!