屠老师是我们班的科学老师，也是一位教语文的“怪”老师。
Teacher Tu is our class's science teacher and also a Chinese language teacher; Strange” teacher.
第一怪：“屠夫”教科学
The first monster:; Butcher” Teaching Science
每次上科学课的时候，我们班就像“穿梭”到了杀猪场。屠老师每次说话都是既大声又带着几分凶恶的杀意，而且会含有东北口音。本想说：“傍晚，蝙蝠会出来寻找食物。”会说成了“傍尾，蝙蝠悔粗来寻枣死物。”听了以后，同学们笑得合不拢嘴。班级里简直炸开了锅。
Every time we have science class, our class feels like; Shuttle” Arriving at the pig farm. Every time Teacher Tu speaks, he is both loud and carries a hint of murderous intent, with a Northeastern accent. I was planning to say: '; In the evening, bats will come out to search for food. ” It can be said as'; Beside the tail, the bat regretted coming to search for the dead jujube. ” After listening, the classmates laughed uncontrollably. The class is simply exploding.
屠老师听了以后，就拿起“大刀”（教鞭），朝笑得最狠的同学迎面而去，毫不客气，就听到了“啪”的一声，“小猪”就倒下去了。我们见了，笑不出来了，因为我们都有一种不祥的预感，因为此时我们班在座的每一位“英雄好汉”都凶多吉少了。不过我们当然是“吉人自有天相”，老师今天心情好，因为她女儿考上了“公立”，今天才第一天上学呢！我们只是被痛骂了一顿而已，老师继续讲课，再也不会听到交头接耳的声音了。我们这“45只小猪”已经被这可怕的“屠夫”给镇住了。
After listening to it, Teacher Tu picked it up; Big Knife” (Whip), heading towards the student who was laughing the hardest, without hesitation, he heard '; Pa” With a loud voice, "; Little Pig” It just fell down. We couldn't laugh when we saw it, because we all had an ominous premonition, and at this moment, everyone in our class was present; Hero and Hero; It's both unlucky and unlucky. But of course, we are; Lucky people have their own natural appearance; The teacher is in a good mood today because her daughter passed the exam; Public” Today is just the first day of school! We were just scolded severely, the teacher continued to teach, and we would never hear whispering again. We; 45 Little Pigs; I have already been subjected to this terrible; Butcher” Suppressed it.
第二怪：“两面三刀”
The second monster:; Two sided and three pronged approach;
屠老师会在她满意的作文上画“棒棒糖”。写得好的，她会准备好台词好好夸奖他，并且会画一些能看不能吃的棒棒糖。让人看了会“口水流下三千尺”，写不好的话，那就难说了。会惨不忍睹的，老师会……
Teacher Tu will draw on her satisfactory essay; A lollipop;. Well written, she will prepare lines to praise him well and draw some lollipops that can be seen or eaten. Let people watch for a while; Three thousand feet of saliva flowed down; If you can't write it well, it's hard to say. It will be unbearable, the teacher will; …
屠老师，你真是一位“怪”老师，但我们非常喜欢你。
Teacher Tu, you are truly a; Strange” Teacher, but we really like you.