“笑死我了，这一个个的都是人才！”我坐在沙发上，狂笑不止。怎么回事？嘻嘻！听完下文，你就知道了。
I'm laughing so hard, everyone here is talented! "I sat on the sofa, laughing wildly. What's going on? Hehe! After listening to the following text, you will know.
七月的阳光，透过窗户，晒进客厅。嗯！今天是个追剧的好日子！我心想。我点开爱奇艺，开始看起了《如果历史是一群喵》结果……
The sunshine in July, shining through the window, enters the living room. Mmm! Today is a great day for binge watching! I thought to myself. I clicked on iQiyi and started watching 'If History Were a Group of Meows'. The result
“你听这，铁甲铮铮依旧，奈何英雄们纷纷白头。天不朽，我杀断歌与酒……”主题曲《无悔》很好听。于是，一群人发弹幕了：“这主题曲真好听！”“我都听上瘾了！”等等等等。这时，旁白说道：“据说赵匡胤喵出生时，燃烧的像一团火一样红！还有火星四溅、煤炉爆炸的剧情！这……真的不是家里着火了吗？”我听了，顿时来的兴趣，发布了一条弹幕：“怪不得被烧得这么黑！”因为赵匡胤是一个叫乌龙的小猫咪饰演的。乌龙呢，名副其实，全身乌漆抹黑，像被火烧过一样。我刚发布弹幕，立马有一个人回击：“牛*”（根据相关法律此次用*代替，具体是什么，你们懂的）我看了，好气又好笑，不甘示弱的回复：“请注意文明！”她（别问我怎么知道她是女生的，问的就是：直觉）又发了一条：“送你个白眼！”我无奈地叹了口气。作文 WwW.ZuOwENbA.NeT
Listen to this, the iron armor still stands firm, but the heroes are all white haired. Heaven is immortal, I will kill songs and wine... "The theme song" No Regrets "is very beautiful. So, a group of people posted barrages: "This theme song is really beautiful!" "I'm addicted to listening to it!" and so on. At this moment, the narrator said, "It is said that when Zhao Kuangyin was born, he was burning red like a ball of fire! There were also plots of sparks splashing around and coal stoves exploding! Isn't this really a fire at home?" I was immediately interested and posted a barrage: "No wonder he was burned so black!" Because Zhao Kuangyin was played by a little cat named Wulong. Oolong, truly deserving of its name, with a body covered in black paint, as if it had been burned. As soon as I posted a barrage, someone immediately retaliated: "Cow *" (according to relevant laws, * is used instead of *, you know exactly what it is). I looked at it, got angry and amused, and replied not to be outdone: "Please pay attention to civility!" She (don't ask me how I know she's a girl, ask: intuition) posted another message: "I'll give you a disdainful look!" I sighed helplessly.
过了一会儿，旁白又来了句：“李X喵（我也不知道后面那个字是啥了，搞忘了，好像是“熠”）是家里的老六。”旁白念完这句话，评论区一下就炸开了。这时，我看到了一个人发布了一本“书”的名字——《老六本六》。我心想：什么鬼！人家本来就是老六，你为啥把人变成一本书？如果不是书名，加书名号干嘛？这时，一个弹幕引起了我的注意：我*（一种植物的名字）老六！我回复了一句：“请注意文明！请注意文明！”
After a while, the narrator added another sentence: "Li X meow (I don't know what the last word is, I forgot, it seems to be 'Yi') is the sixth child in the family. ”After reading this sentence, the comment section immediately exploded. At this moment, I saw a person posting the name of a 'book' - 'Old Six, Book Six'. I thought to myself: What the hell! Why did you turn someone into a book when they were already the sixth generation? If it's not the title of the book, why add the title? At this moment, a barrage caught my attention: I * (the name of a plant) Lao Liu! I replied, 'Please be civilized! Please be civilized!'
我在此呼吁大家：良言一句三冬暖，恶语伤人六月寒。发弹幕、评论都要注意文明哟！886！
I hereby call on everyone: a good word brings warmth to the three winters, while a bad word hurts the cold of June. Be civilized when posting bullet comments and comments! 886！