大家好，我是一个瓦蓝瓦蓝的文具盒，经过我N+1年的分析，我的主人得了“暴虐综合症”。而且非常严重。
Hello everyone, I am a blue and blue stationery box. After N+1 years of analysis, my owner has received a“ Violent Syndrome;. And it's very serious.
别看我的主人上课时蔫头蔫脑，时坏时拿着笔在我的身上“描龙画凤”把我画的得人不人鬼不鬼——四不像，他简直就是个画画的“天才”，不去当画家真是可惜啊。但是一下课，他就像是被野狗咬了一口，中了狂犬病毒似的亢奋起来，生龙活虎的乱蹦乱跳，还把我给一把拎起，把我摇来晃去，风在我的耳边呼啸而去，我晕头转向都快吐了！然后他又把我像扔手榴弹似的“呼”的一声，扔了出来，我被狠狠地扔在地上。痛苦的吟着，可偏偏又无可奈何。假如可以互换角色，我一定把他恶狠狠地踹进马桶里，然后用榴弹炮瞄准他……
Don't see my master wilting his head and mind during class, and sometimes holding a pen on me; Describing dragons and painting phoenixes; Draw me like a ghost without a ghost— — He's nothing like a painter; Genius” It's a pity not to become a painter. But after class, he became excited as if he had been bitten by a wild dog and infected with the rabies virus. He bounced around and even picked me up, shaking me back and forth. The wind howled in my ear, and I was dizzy and almost nauseous! Then he threw me like a grenade; Huh” With a loud bang, I was thrown out and violently thrown to the ground. Struggling in pain, yet helpless. If I could switch roles, I would definitely kick him viciously into the toilet and aim a howitzer at him; …
很快，十分钟过去了，又该上课了。小主人及不情愿的回到了座位的怀抱。他又趴在伤痕累累的桌子上，拿起一支满是牙印的黑笔，我心中一颤——完，又要遭殃了！果不其然，这位大画家又在我和桌布兄的脸上漫无目的地勾来划去，边画边嘀咕：“凭什么下课只有十分钟啊，要是上课和下课换一换就好了……”我本想大声抗议，可是就是说不出话来。唉！谁叫我只是一个弱小的文具盒呢，只能哑巴吃黄连——有苦说不出啊！我只好干瞪眼，用怨毒的目光瞅着他。假如我这目光可以杀人的话，那他早就眼一睁，脚一蹬，手一松，上西天找祖宗了。
Quickly, ten minutes have passed and it's time for class again. The little master reluctantly returned to the embrace of his seat. He lay on the scarred table again, picked up a black pen full of tooth marks, and my heart trembled -; — Done, we're going to suffer again! As expected, this great painter wandered aimlessly on the faces of me and the tablecloth brother, muttering to himself while painting:; Why is there only ten minutes left after class? It would be great if we could switch between classes and breaks; … ” I wanted to protest loudly, but I just couldn't speak. Ah! Who calls me just a weak pencil case, only able to eat Huanglian in silence; — There is pain that cannot be expressed! I could only stare at him with a resentful gaze. If my gaze could kill someone, then he would have opened his eyes, kicked his feet, and loosened his hands, and gone to the west to search for his ancestors.
忽然，一个粉笔头像一颗子弹，“嗖”地一声急飞过来。霎时间，小主人的额头多了一个白印，小主人浑身一颤，“这位同学，请你来背《白鹭》第五段。”“那……那……”小主人结结巴巴，支支吾吾背不出来。挨了老师一顿训斥之后，怒火中烧，坐下来竟然拿着黑不溜秋的记号笔在我身上又“龙飞凤舞”地画了起来。喂喂喂，我又不是你的出气筒，你有本事去画老师衣服去。
Suddenly, a chalk turned into a bullet; Swoosh” Suddenly, the ground flew over. In an instant, a white mark appeared on the little master's forehead, and his whole body trembled; This student, please come and recite the fifth paragraph of 'White Egret'. ” “ That… … That… … ” The young master stuttered and stuttered, unable to recite. After being scolded by the teacher, I was furious and sat down with a dark marker pen on me; Dragon Flying Phoenix Dance; The ground was painted. Hey hey hey, I'm not your punching bag. You have the ability to draw the teacher's clothes.
唉，谁能带我逃离这个魔鬼的爪子呢？
Alas, who can take me away from this devil's claws?