我们班有一个公认的非常滑稽的男生。他的眼睛小小的，圆溜溜的像两颗小石榴籽。他的鼻子很大，牙齿长得坑坑洼洼的，像过山车的轨道一样。他个子高却很瘦，两条腿细得和两根油条没啥两样。他的鞋子经常黑漆漆的，应该是天天摔跤造成的。
There is a widely recognized and very funny boy in our class. His eyes were small and round like two small pomegranate seeds. His nose is very big, and his teeth are pockmarked, like the tracks of a roller coaster. He is tall but thin. His legs are as thin as two deep-fried dough sticks sticks. His shoes are often pitch black, probably caused by daily wrestling.
他有很多搞笑的特点。比如走路的时候身体一摇一摆的，头也一摇一晃的。我每次看到他走路，都会捧腹大笑地说：“哈哈，你的走姿太难看啦！我的弟弟都比你走得好！”他还经常摔跤，很多次都是故意的。比如当我们打沙包的时候，他穿着钉鞋，在圆圈外跑来跑去。可是每次没跑几步，就会摔一个大屁墩儿。在一旁打篮球的高年级同学看到了这一幕，哈哈大笑，他却并不尴尬，反而又故意摔了几跤。
He has many funny characteristics. For example, when walking, the body sways and the head sways. Every time I see him walking, I burst out laughing and say, 'Haha, your walking posture is so ugly! My younger brother walks better than you!' He also often falls, many times intentionally. For example, when we were packing sandbags, he was wearing spiked shoes and running around outside the circle. But every time I don't run a few steps, I fall off a big butt. The senior student playing basketball on the side saw this scene and burst into laughter, but he was not embarrassed and deliberately fell a few more times.
有一次，他上讲台读日志，吐词含糊，于是班主任请詹芊墨来帮他读。詹芊墨读完以后，他却主动拿了一张嘉奖卡，一摇一摆地走回座位。陈老师说：“站住，我没有同意你拿这张卡！”他立马像按了暂停键一样一动不动的，过了几秒才反应过来，慢悠悠地转过身，又一摇一摆的走到陈老师面前，双手把嘉张卡递还给了陈老师。陈老师强调，没有她的同意，不能随意拿嘉奖卡。随后，又把那张卡还给了他。他转过身，龇牙咧嘴地笑起来，对着同桌用手指比了个“Yes”，可把在一旁的我笑趴下了。
Once, when he went to the podium to read his journal, his words were vague, so the homeroom teacher asked Zhan Qianmo to help him read. After reading it, Zhan Qianmo took the initiative to take a commendation card and walked back to his seat with a swaying motion. Teacher Chen said, "Stop, I didn't agree for you to take this card!" He immediately froze as if he had pressed the pause button, and after a few seconds, he slowly turned around and walked up to Teacher Chen, shaking and swaying again and again. He handed the Jia Zhang card back to Teacher Chen with both hands. Teacher Chen emphasized that without her consent, one cannot take the commendation card at will. Later, he returned the card to him. He turned around, grinned and gestured with his fingers to his desk mate, saying 'Yes', but he made me laugh and lie down beside him.
我很开心班里有这样一个滑稽的同学，希望他以后能认真学习，不要惹怒我们的班主任。对了，你能猜出他是谁吗？
I am very happy to have such a funny classmate in my class, and I hope he can study seriously in the future and not anger our homeroom teacher. By the way, can you guess who he is?